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You're obsessed with "MacGyver" if..........

  • You have all 139 episodes and the two movies on tape.
  • You have seen each episode at least 3 times.
  • You know the lines by heart.
  • You start a sentence with "MacGyver would..." or "Once MacGyver...".
  • You spot actors from "MacGyver" in almost every movie or show that you watch, and you know their names.
  • You can name all the episodes recurring actors were in.
  • You have taped episodes on audio tapes so you can hear them in your walkman at work.
  • You think of Mac as a real person.
  • You think everyone who doesn't watch the series or know it is out of their mind.
  • You take it personally everytime someone says they don't like the series.
  • You defend the series everytime someone says something bad about it.
  • You can say yes to more than 3 things on this list.
  • You can tell which year and season an episode if from by Mac's haircut.
  • You download Mac wavs from the Net and listen to them again and again.
  • You rewind while watching an episode on tape so you can see a certain scene over and over again.
  • You want throw something at your TV everytime someone rejects or lets down Mac.
  • You dream about Mac.
  • You bought a SAK because of Mac.
  • You find yourself jerry-rigging things like Mac while thinking "What would Mac have done to fix this?"
  • You have talked so much about MacGyver that your friends and family hate the series.
  • You have been to all MacGyver pages on the Net.
  • You refuse to open the door or answer the phone when Mac's on TV although you've already seen it before.
  • You have imaginary conversations with yourself where you pretend you're talking to someone who hasn't seen the series, trying to make them understand why it's so good.
  • You hum along to the theme everytime you watch an episode.
  • You've stopped watching most other series because none of them are as good as MacGyver.
  • You live by the motto: A Mac a day keeps the doctor away.
  • You think Angus is a nice name after all.
  • You refuse to go anywhere with your friends or family when MacGyver is on TV although it's a rerun.
  • You can name the title of each episode.
  • You can name the episodes that each clip from the theme is taken from.
  • You can't hear the name Murdoc without thinking of a certain hitman.
  • You watch "Passages" and "The Madonna" for the 5th time and still cry.
  • You search in Alta Vista for MacGyver and go to each and every page on the list.
  • You check for e-mails every 5 minutes just to see if any from the Mac List came through.
  • You go through withdrawal if you haven't seen an episode in 2 days.
  • You say "Aw Man" as often as Mac.
  • You think that they should have made MacGyver movies instead of James Bond movies.
  • You want a jeep exactly like Mac's and a houseboat, too.
  • You prefer guys who wear jeans, sneakers, and shirts.
  • You think that the Hawaiin shirts Mac wears are really nice.
  • Your heart skips a beat everytime someone mentions MacGyver.
  • You think that being obsessed isn't that bad after all.
  • You have invented words to go with the theme song.
  • You carry a SAK with you all the time.
  • You cried yourself to sleep when it was taken off the air.
  • You talk to MacGyver when you're alone.
  • You need a password and use MacGyver or anything else related to him.
  • You use the theme to start up your computer.
  • You watch every episode of "Blossom" just because she was in a few "MacGyver" episodes, and you actually think that she's cute no matter what other people might say about her big nose.
  • You adore Dalton James and think that he might be RDA's long lost son in real life. You keep thinking to yourself: "They sure do look alike".
  • You consider naming your son Angus.
  • You can never totally rely on a person named Dalton, Jack Dalton.
  • You think that the term "Mac Attack" has got nothing to do with hamburgers.
  • You play "MacGyver" word games naming characters and episodes everytime you're in a car no matter how short the trip is. Results: 0 - 5 points: What are you even doing on this page?! You can't be a REAL fan! ;o) 6 - 15 points: You love Mac, but has managed to keep both feet on the ground. Congratulations! If you have any idea how you did that, please let me know! 16 - 30 points: There's still hope - you can still be declared sane if you try to cut down on your dose of "MacGyver". Try starting with small things like not watching more than one episode a week and try having every second thought be about something else that Mac! 31 - 54 points: Oh boy, you are suffering from a serious "MacGyver" obsession! It's too late to do anything about it - the damages are permanent! There's just one thing to do: Try living with it and making the most of it - just like the rest of us.