You're obsessed with "MacGyver" if..........
You have all 139 episodes and the two movies on tape.
You have seen each episode at least 3 times.
You know the lines by heart.
You start a sentence with "MacGyver would..." or "Once MacGyver...".
You spot actors from "MacGyver" in almost every movie or show that you watch, and you know their
You can name all the episodes recurring actors were in.
You have taped episodes on audio tapes so you can hear them in your walkman at work.
You think of Mac as a real person.
You think everyone who doesn't watch the series or know it is out of their mind.
You take it personally everytime someone says they don't like the series.
You defend the series everytime someone says something bad about it.
You can say yes to more than 3 things on this list.
You can tell which year and season an episode if from by Mac's haircut.
You download Mac wavs from the Net and listen to them again and again.
You rewind while watching an episode on tape so you can see a certain scene over and over again.
You want throw something at your TV everytime someone rejects or lets down Mac.
You dream about Mac.
You bought a SAK because of Mac.
You find yourself jerry-rigging things like Mac while thinking "What would Mac have done to fix
You have talked so much about MacGyver that your friends and family hate the series.
You have been to all MacGyver pages on the Net.
You refuse to open the door or answer the phone when Mac's on TV although you've already seen
You have imaginary conversations with yourself where you pretend you're talking to someone
who hasn't seen the series, trying to make them understand why it's so good.
You hum along to the theme everytime you watch an episode.
You've stopped watching most other series because none of them are as good as MacGyver.
You live by the motto: A Mac a day keeps the doctor away.
You think Angus is a nice name after all.
You refuse to go anywhere with your friends or family when MacGyver is on TV although it's a rerun.
You can name the title of each episode.
You can name the episodes that each clip from the theme is taken from.
You can't hear the name Murdoc without thinking of a certain hitman.
You watch "Passages" and "The Madonna" for the 5th time and still cry.
You search in Alta Vista for MacGyver and go to each and every page on the list.
You check for e-mails every 5 minutes just to see if any from the Mac List came through.
You go through withdrawal if you haven't seen an episode in 2 days.
You say "Aw Man" as often as Mac.
You think that they should have made MacGyver movies instead of James Bond movies.
You want a jeep exactly like Mac's and a houseboat, too.
You prefer guys who wear jeans, sneakers, and shirts.
You think that the Hawaiin shirts Mac wears are really nice.
Your heart skips a beat everytime someone mentions MacGyver.
You think that being obsessed isn't that bad after all.
You have invented words to go with the theme song.
You carry a SAK with you all the time.
You cried yourself to sleep when it was taken off the air.
You talk to MacGyver when you're alone.
You need a password and use MacGyver or anything else related to him.
You use the theme to start up your computer.
You watch every episode of "Blossom" just because she was in a few "MacGyver" episodes, and
you actually think that she's cute no matter what other people might say about her big nose.
You adore Dalton James and think that he might be RDA's long lost son in real life. You keep
thinking to yourself: "They sure do look alike".
You consider naming your son Angus.
You can never totally rely on a person named Dalton, Jack Dalton.
You think that the term "Mac Attack" has got nothing to do with hamburgers.
You play "MacGyver" word games naming characters and episodes everytime you're in a car no
matter how short the trip is.
0 - 5 points: What are you even doing on this page?! You can't be a REAL fan! ;o)
6 - 15 points: You love Mac, but has managed to keep both feet on the ground. Congratulations!
If you have any idea how you did that, please let me know!
16 - 30 points: There's still hope - you can still be declared sane if you try to cut down on your
dose of "MacGyver". Try starting with small things like not watching more than one episode a week
and try having every second thought be about something else that Mac!
31 - 54 points: Oh boy, you are suffering from a serious "MacGyver" obsession! It's too late to
do anything about it - the damages are permanent! There's just one thing to do: Try living with it
and making the most of it - just like the rest of us.